conversations with an infant

Me: Good morning Noweo!

Noweo: Waaaaaah

Me: Are you hungry?

Noweo: Waaaahhh....eat eat eat eat eat yum!....waaaaaahhhhh

Me: You wanna go in your wrap? (put her in the wrap)

Noweo: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ok...i guess not. Are you still hungry?

Noweo: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eat eat eat eat yum! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Me: ok...yes and no? How's your diaper? (change diaper)

Noweo: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noweo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN

ME: ok your tired...(try to rock her to sleep....she falls asleep, I try putting her down)

Noweo: waaah....waaah....waaah....waaah

Me: Ok how about your wrap again...(put her in the wrap)

Noweo: I'm sorry...she didn't actually say anything because SHE'S SLEEPING!!!!

Me: Silent *YES!* Now to return to my cold breakfast....